when you draw a good hand
when you draw TWO good hands
What about if you draw a good FOOT?
TWO GOOD FEET, AND HANDS. SHOW ME THAT.
someone’s gotta document this shit
Summer in Australia is literally just a Russian roulette of which state is going to have the most horrific bush fires
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
do you ever just
stare into space and be like
oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is